1000+ Best Tinder Bio Taglines and About Me Examples (2017)

By | May 7, 2015

Write the best Tinder bio with ideas from our tagline examples. Includes Tinder “About me” and dating profile description tips for both guys and girls.

And did I mention the hot girls?!…..

We’ve put together a list of some of the best (amusing) Tinder bio’s, as discovered by r/tinder, to give you some ideas for your own profile description. At the very least, you’ll be amazed, possibly appalled, at what other people are writing!

Tinder Bio and Tagline Examples For Girls

tinder,bio,grown,woman

I’m grown but not grown, grown. Which means I know how to ride a d*ck but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

spitters are quitters bioSpitters are quitters

 

sore loser profile description

Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.Emily's bio - just want a shagLiterally just want a shag, why else would I have tinder and my first picture be me in a bikini

Tinder profile bio - fake titsI’ve got fake tits and a fake personality. But who’s caring, because let’s be honest, you’re gonna swipe right coz I’m fit.super powerMy super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time.

great-personality-tinder-bio

Great ti.. Personality.


threesome bioThreesome? No thanks…if I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents.

Don’t ask me to “send some pics.” Take me out on a date, buy me some food, and try to get me naked at the end like a f*cking gentleman.

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500 characters isn’t really enough to demonstrate my wit and intelligence so just look at my banging cleavage for now.

sick puppies bioGonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when I a fly cutie I can be like “excuse me, but do you know where a vet is? because I’ve got some SICK PUPPIES” and then I’ll flex so hard my shirt sleeves rip and they’re blown away by my arms, my devotion to dogs and my sense of humourzoolander center for kids bioProfessional Eugoogoolizer at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

cookies and milkCarefully written, fact-checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.swimsuit dilf huntersI’m on here because I’m trying to date your dad.

tinder girl with big...Clever pick up lines are the way to go.

I’m just going to answer the question for you: yes they are real.

What Do You Want From Tinder?…

Fun And Flirty Conversations? Dates and Hookups?

Well, take notice of what Sarah said in her bio (see above). She said “Clever pickup lines are the way to go”.

She is right. If you want to have fun and flirty conversations that lead to dates and hookups, you MUST send a great first message that makes a girl take notice of you. If you don’t do that, you’re just going to be ignored and rejected.

Now, I realize it’s hard to come up with clever messages, but here’s a little secret: You don’t have to! Because I have a killer list of clever Tinder openers waiting for you.

You see, when I was developing my Tinder game I used to scour the web for content to use. One of the best resources I came across was the Tinder thread on a fitness forum – this was a huge 350 page thread with thousands of posts! I read as many pages as I could after work, long into the night, and finally finished reading the thread after one whole week. Just as if I  was preparing for an exam, I wrote succinct notes on every great line or piece of advice in those thousands of posts ,which then became my Tinder cheat-sheet. This was my GO-TO GUIDE – with this list I didn’t even have to think of what Opener I should use, or what to say to get a girls number… it was all on the list and it worked.

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Your neighbours wontYour parents will love me, but your neighbors won’t.wowHave “W” tattooed on both ass cheeks so when I bend over naked, people say wow.v2 Tinder updates interestingCarolina V 2.0 Tinder Edition updates:

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used to be fat funny bioI’m all of like two feet tall. Hope you like sarcasm and being insulted. If you’re wondering why I’m so funny, it’s because I used to be fat.

here-to-take-exams-funny

I’m here to take exams and suck di*k. And I’ve already failed all my exams sooooo

use me to get to my mom funnyYou can use me to get to my mom.

tinder,bio,bikini,girl

Let’s be honest I’m on Tinder and my first picture is of me in a bikini, I’m not looking for a relationship or a friend.

synopsis about meI’m counting on your standards being lower than mine.

  • A simple synopsis of myself:
  • Daddy issues
  • Rapidlydeclining self-esteem
  • Overly possessive and jealous
  • Drama Queen
  • Gold digger

I’ll have your friends hating me while I control every aspect of your life. What are you waiting for?


special snowflakeNYC editor who gets drunk and takes pictures a lot. Not exactly a special snowflake.

mcdonalds-challenge

If you can eat more McDonald’s cheeseburgers than me then I’ll suck your d*ck

pretty great rack funny bioI have a pretty great rackpenetrated bioHalf-Filipino, Half-German, Physics major. I like laughing, dogs, lots of food, beer, outdoor activities, and adventures. My fairy tale prince is somebody who is tall, nice, and is willing to be roofied and anally penetrated by the second date. I can be a handful, topped with sarcasm and sprinkles of bullshit.no emotional attachment taglineI have no emotional attachment to sex.

reasons-why-to-wife-bio

Reasons to swipe right and wife me..

  1. I have no gag reflex
  2. Provide sexual pleasure whenever requested
  3. I love cleaning
  4. I can cook meals fit for your dietary needs
  5. Don’t ask questions unless “are you hungry?”,”can I sit on it?”
  6. When you’re out with mates I won’t call or text unless it’s dirty selfies or dinner requests
  7. I’ll wake you up by performing oral sex
  8. My no1 priority is your happiness and well being
  9. Only speak when spoken to
  10. I swallow

Swipe right ;)

no best always awful bioIf you can’t handle me at my worst, then leave because I don’t have a best. I’m always awful.

yellow-fever-tinder-profile-description

Just your typical docile, subservient oriental girl wanting to help quell a white boy’s yellow fever.

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I know men only think with their penises, but I’m not afraid to blow your mind.

N64 taglineOur relationship should be like Nintendo 64–classic, fun to spend hours with, and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.mommy issues girls bioI’m just here for sex from a white boy with mommy issues.lots of yogaI’ll still kiss you after you give me a rim job and I do a lot of yoga.

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lion king and nuggetsYou gotta marry someone you know you’d still be down to fuck in the laundry room real quick while the kids are downstairs watching Lion King & ten minutes left till the dinosaur nuggets are read to come out the oven.lion king and nuggets profile descriptionIf you like protein shakes, and getting caught at the gym, if you’re not into crossfit, if you have half a brain, if you like making gains at midnight, while curling in the squat rack, I’m the love that you’ve looked for, message me and be swole m8lets be realIt’s tinder, let’s be real you just want my titsi will flirt andI don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a relationship. I can tell you I don’t ave money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long sexual career. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you swipe left now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you swipe right, I will match with you, I will flirt with you and I will fu*k you.i hunt descriptionI hunt, fish, critique porn and thoroughly enjoy getting stoned in the woods with Mary Jane and Jack. I can nail an arrow in the back of your skull at over 100 yards. I can cook like Martha and swallow like Kim K. Swipe right.human centipede descriptionLet’s recreate the Human Centipede and sew your mouth to my butthole.

PS: all I eat is mozzarella sticks, Doritos, and di*k.

hold it in taglineI’m not the type of girl you have to hold in farts for, but rather the type of girl you want to hold in farts for.gpa funny taglineDamn boy u must be my GPA because I know I could do better I’m just too lazy to actually try
feed pizza about meFeed me pizza and tell me I’m pretty and the odds of butt stuff is def in your favordaddy issuesDaddy issues and a low self esteem, holla!
asipiring milf funnyAspiring MILF.small package

I’m the good thing small packages come in.

Girls tinder bio's

Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women, he’s called a stud. But if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she’s called a slut, and people think this is unfair… Nah, it’s completely fair, and I’ll tell you why, alright? ‘Cause it’s fu*kin’ easy to be a slut. It’s fu*kin’ hart to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, be well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat ugly sluts out there, there are not fat ugly studs.Black girlsDating black girls is really a plus because you don’t have to worry about meeting their fathers.blank_but_good_profilePuppy enthusiast and frozen yogurt connoisseur. I’m outdoorsy in the sense that I like to get drunk on patios.
Wife me upDon’t jude me on my age. I just want a guy to buy me flowers, send me a million cute texts an call me mine, I’ll make you food so wife me up.
Men's emotionsI’ve learnt that men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny… If I see you without an erection, I’ll make you a sandwich.
paige's artwork in her bio
Looking for a guy who will pick me over beer.

Lonely vagina seeks penis to be friends with and maybe more

Voted most likely to steal your man.

I just want some 80’s movie romance. That’s it. I swear I’m not that hard to please. Just be John Cusack outside my window with a boombox.

gag reflex tinder bioGag reflex as absent as my father figure

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him if he’s going to eat the rest of that pizza.

professional rider - profile infoAbout me:

  • Professional rider
  • Favourite letter of the alphabet is the D
  • Favourite type of presentation: oral
  • Best talent: being able to talk with my mouth full
  • Favourite thing about nutrition: protein
  • Sports: really good at all sports involving balls and bats and taking it home
  • Whenever I’m at  an even I love to scream
  • In a water fight I’ll always be the first to squirt

Let me bitch at you every day until you sort your shit out.

Dom's Tinder screenshot - kinda girl take home to mumKinda girl you would take home to your mom but would blow you on the way there.

vaselineSo let’s say we match and you message me. We exchange snapchat names. After a few weeks we decide to meet. We go on a date and it goes really well. After going out for four years you decide to propose. Mainly because you love me but also because I believe in no sex before marriage and curiosity is killing you. We get married and on our wedding night we’re about to get down and dirt when suddenly I pull up my dress and expose my penis. You’ve married a man, I hope you brought Vaseline.

send nudes - tinder profile informationIf you’re good I’ll send nudes.

don't chew

 

Just to clarify I am single and I don’t need to chew when eating a banana.out of shape - about me tagline

I prefer my men out of shape and overly sensitive.

My nickname is Gillette because I’m the best a man can get. Also I will cut you.

I give great head. I think that’s all you need to know

Tinder bio, about me

I’ll make you dessert, if you don’t like it, there is always me ;)

The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little ” wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think

tessticles bioTessticles (haha that’s Tinder gold!). Mirror selfies, rig shots and roid monkeys need not apply.

Tinder tagline - can't affordI can’t afford a viabrator, so here we are.like a kidI look like a kid, if you are into that kinda thing.

head games

I hate playing head games unless they involve the mouth.

Tinder description - festivusYou must celebrate festivus to get the restofthis.

 

Pictures with random, unspecified women. Is this your sister? Is this your wife? Regardless, automatic left swipe, fellas.

Best, tinder, bio, example, ideas, funny, tagline, about meBoys call me Dumbledore cause I’m the head master

Hoe

The C and the L are silent.

good with balls funny profileI may not be athletic but still good with balls.

bio - hold the doorIt may make me sound like a whore, but as long as you open and hold my door, I will straight up fuck you then and there on the floor

seeks hostile man - about steffi tinder bioWomen seeks hostile man for mutual psychological torture, co-dependency and future divorce.

Tinder bio- tits more than a handfulMy tits and I have one thing in common and that’s we’re a little bit more than a handful.

only-your-beard-funny-tinder-bios

The only hair between my legs should be your beard

ill-probably-kiss-you

Horseback rider. Dog owner. Photographer. Aspiring gym rat. If your dog is cute, I’ll probably look through your photos twice and I’ll still kiss you after you give me a rim job and I do a lot of yoga.

funny cookies and milkI love cookies, anal and milk

If you like your women like you like your microwaves look no further: Cool on the outside. Warm on the inside. Will kill any baby you put inside of me.

about-me-section-peanut-butter

 

I’d like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut butter allergy killed me.


gotta put up with the gut
You gotta put up with the guy to get the butt.

The only thing that’s not goofy about me is my stance.

Best tinder bio - long walks on the beachI like long walks down the beach and …

I just wanna make out, cuddle in baggy clothes while watching movies and I dunno maybe put my hand down your pants… It’s whatever…

I’m currently in a three way open relationship with my two female housemates if that’s going to be an issue.

Tinder about me - ancient proverb“You gotta consult the cutie before you go touching that booty” – Ancient proverbtired - funny profile descriptionSwipe right if you’re tired of masturbating.

A kiss makes my whole day, but anal makes my hole weak

girlfriend-material-tinder-profile-description

  • “Girlfriend material.” – Time Magazine
  • “Makes your mama proud.” – Cosmopolitan
  • “Sexy, stylish and smart: 5 stars.” – Elle
  • Cooking 100
  • Head 100
  • Loyalty 100

Tinder bio - grown up but notI’m grown up but not grown, grown. Which means I know how to ride a di** but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

funny-not-typical-bios

Not your typical Asian girl.

subway 6 - Tinder bio taglineI work at subway so I’m pretty much an expert on 6 inches and I make some damn good sandwiches.

Looking for a man to cum inside me so I can wipe my goopy vagina along the kitchen floor and pretend I am a slug.

bio-setting-healthy-boundaries

If you can’t handle me at my worst I really commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries for yourself.

I take myself very seriously and you should, too. Skills include: giving head and completing entire games of Civ V.

#dicknotdevotion

funny 9v battery lickWhat similarities are there between a 9v battery and my a**hole?… You know you shouldn’t lick it, but you do it anyways.

On our first date I will carve our initials into a tree. It’s the most romantic way of letting you know I have a knife.

“Well honey, I met daddy when he told me he ate ass and asked me if I had snapchat”

 

Tinder profile bio - hillary duff

Let’s get pizza. (If it’s good enough for Hilary Duff’s Tinder profile, it’s good enough for you)

you beat meHi, I’m here for a boring time. I’m looking for a long term relationship probably involving a lot of hard work and hardly any sex. I’m emotional, stubborn and always right. I like to pick the movies and if you don’t let me, I’ll tell everyone you beat me.

There’s red wine girls and white wine girls. Say hi to the whisky girl.

I have small hands so it will make your dick look bigger.

Girls Bio’s – WTF?

If there wasn’t enough WTF profile’s already, here’s some more.

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slug bio

too much - bioProfile description about smoke methwow - tinder about me

Tinder Bio and Tagline Examples For Guys

justin beiber on tinderSwipe the direction of the one you think is more attractive. Plot twist: I win both ways.

bio-work-for-government

I work for the government so you know I’ll f*ck you hard.

 

perfect date bio

My perfect date? I pick you up at 8 for half-priced apps at the Bee’s. We get there to find out half-price doesn’t start until 9. You offer to wait but I say it’s fine. We get out food. I say you look pretty. “What?” I say I’m kinda chilly. You agree. I offer to go to the movies but you are tired/have to do laundry. I take you home and awkwardly hug you in your driveway. I go home and tweet about finding true love. I get 2 favorites and a reply calling me a “fagit”. The perfect date.

 

2 measurementsThings you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you’re paying. Not just for me, but for my wife if she shows up. And she’s a drinker. Sex isn’t guaranteed after that. If I’m interested, I’ll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place in your handbag. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren’t shallow. A plus if you wear my mom’s perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left. I’m 6ft&4inches. Those are 2 measurements.

funny-tinder-profile-intelligent woman

Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence.

Because, if she doesn’t have that, she’s mine.

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I keep 300 heifers satisfied every day, looking to make that 301

med-small taglineMedium-small penis. Extra-large personality.

The puppy I’m the puppy. You can also find me on Sniffr (it’s like Tinder but for dogs)reviews 2 bio

  • English
  • Terrible comedian
  • 6ft – perfect big spoon
  • Uncle
  • Good cook
  • Animal Lover
  • Winner of a Beauty contest in monopoly
  • Owner of car
  • Good whistler
  • Gym goer
  • Spider killer
  • Disneyworld regular
  • Best hair where I work
  • Two dogs in a human costume

5 Stars: “A perfect gentleman” – Anonymous Tinder woman.

5 Stars: “Made 50 Shades of Grey seem as tame as the Teletubbies” – Anonymous Tinder Woman

1 Star: “Stop asking me for a review you weirdo” – Anonymous Tinder Woman

5 Stars: “So sweet” – Mark’s mum

save you about meSo you’re looking for ‘the one’ huh? You’ll find him… but you’ll be so sexually starved when you do that you’ll fu*k him on the first date, he will lose interest, the sweet texts will stop and you’ll be all alone with your pizza rolls swiping left and right again while he dates someone that’s challenging enough to keep his interest for longer than a weekend.

We can break that cycle – together.

I will save you. I will fu*k you so you don’t fu*k it up with Mr. Right. Swipe right for a hero!

save you tinder bioI have an AMD graphics card, so you can say I’m used to things getting hot quickly.

I’ll definitely get you to POST.

viking profile descriptionTeam Leader / Party Starter (also see: bacon enthusiast, beard grower, semi-professional high fiver)

I’m 6’3″ and will put you on my shoulders at concerts.

I’m not good at taking off bras so don’t worry, I won’t ask you for casual sex.

Two things I don’t fuck with: rattlesnakes and condoms.

You could be my future ex-wife.

Hobbies:

  • – Giving massages
  • – Buying flowers
  • – Listening

Interests:

  • – Cooking
  • – Cleaning
  • – People’s needs

I’ll treat you like a Disney princess on the streets and a porn princess between the sheets.

I’m [Your Name] and I cuddle at a level that should require a paid subscription.

Looking for someone to grow old with… one night older

Hobbies: boning your mom and getting shredded.

The slowest drink at the saddest bar on the snowiest day in the greatest city.

love to laugh scott's funny Tinder bio

Love to laugh. My passions are shopping and being gorgeous. If you’re not 6’5, don’t talk to me. I never message first. No facial hair. Not looking for a hookup. Don’t know why tinder thinks I’m 24, really 32. Music is my life. Don’t ask me on a date if you’re poor. If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best. Sushi and a caramel frapp. No butt stuff on the first date. Also, my son Ghengis is the most important man in my life.

 

shelby dissapoint tinderI can’t wait to disappoint you sexually.

Part-time stripper, part-time businessman.

Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

I’m actually looking for the one girl that dislikes to laugh and hates good music. Bonus points if you dislike the outdoors. If I ever find myself face to face with a tider then I’m likely in trouble so drop the camera and GET HELP! I’m 6’1 so please be taller than me in heels.

You only get three great women in your life, my mom and grandma are two… you’ll be the third.

College student. Above average brains, below average height, pretty average penis. I’ll sexually disappoint you but it’ll be a journey for both of us.

You only get three great women in your life, my mom and grandma are two, you’ll be the third.

I’m [Your Name] my hobbies include leaves, the fall, pumpkin spice lattes, apple picking, and whatever else girls are into at the moment.

Tinder, because the girls on Grindr were too hairy.

I’m looking for a girl who is super mean. She also has to be really clingy and jealous. I prefer women who talk a lot about their ex and a love for bootyliciousness. In my free time I like to take my shirt off and take selfies. I’m super in shape thanks to my strict diet of Mountain Dew and twizzlers.

Based on the moments that I get, there seems to be a lot girls on here who know everything about love and relationships… Yet they’re still on Tinder

Funny Tinder Bios


yoshi in the bath- splashy-splash bio
Lets sauce in the tub together, ya dig? splishy splashy, giglgle, giggle.

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You never have to worry about me walking out on you.

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funniest bios - nun
A nun is feeling sick so she goes to the doctor. He runs a few tests and tells her she’s pregnant. The nun is completely stunned. When She’s walking home wards the monastery she thinks about how this is possible as she’s never had sex. When she arrives home she figures it out, goes next door, to the monastery where the monks live, opens the door interrupting the monks at dinner and shouts: “Alright, which one of you bastards has been wanking off on the church candle?”

chlamydiaI put the Amy in chlamydia

tinder,bio,javaAfter I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I’ve successfully installed Java. He hates me.
Jenay

You get one forrest gump joke so use it wisely.

Ana-funny-bio

Want to marry some one whose last name begins with an “L”, so if I ever decide to work at a Denny’s, my name tag will read Ana L.

Our First Date

We’re at the zoo. I take us to see the unicorns because unicorns are the f*cking tits. We’re obviously naked. The unicorns are about to get the show of their life. I press you up against the glass. It’s hot. It’s sweaty. It’s like sex in space with meteors and satellites dancing past us as time stands still. The closest unicorn looks at your ass against the glass. He looks at me. We lock eyes. He places his hoof on the glass. I place my fist. Respect.

funny,about me,tinder

I want to do adult things with you…

*whispers* taxes

*panting softly* pay the mortgage

*moans* make sure we turned off all the lights, our electricity bill was 300 f*cking dollars this month

funny,tinder,bio,balls

 

message me

Just doing this because my boyfriend did. He said it doesn’t mean anything. Message the shit out of me.

funny, about me,tinder,pizza

Lover… that word bums me out unless it’s between “meat” and “pizza”

 

ok profile

funny-chances-are-we-wont-get-along

Singer/actor. Warehouse worker to pay the bills :)

Looking to meet some new people and see what happens :)

If you start a conversation with something along the lines of “you look like a f*cking giraffe c*nt”, chances are we won’t get along.

pizza girl Tinder profile bio

I like pizza.

i-love-to-run

I love to run.

appreciate-the-small-things

The only reason she sucks your d*ck is because her mom told her to appreciate the little things in life.

Titanic funny On the topic of nude pics: I just want to remind everyone of a little movie called TITANIC… a girl in 1912 has her naked body drawn in a sketchbook by a random dude that no one’s ever heard of, locks the drawing in a safe on a boat, the BOAT SINKS, and her nude picture STILL ends upon television 84 years later. No one is safe.

Tinder Bio and Tagline Examples For Guys & Girls

Looking for someone to bring to family events so they’ll stop thinking something’s wrong with me

I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.

I have my Ph.D in Snuggleology.

Likes: climbing trees, bananas, grooming, finding bugs. Hit me up if you wanna “hang” out. I don’t monkey around.

Send me an emoji that represents our first date, I’ll send you an emoji that represents our future

I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine.

“Sometimes life hands you lemons that are worth 2 in the bush, I like puppies.”

I’ll write to you every day for a year.

I got a memory foam mattress if you are trying to chill.

I don’t have nightmares, I create them.

I’ll be Burger King and you’ll be mcdonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it.

I’ve been having dreams about you and me…

I’m 26 I live with my grandparents but that will hopefully change soon.

Aussie travelling Europe.

I still ride on the back of shopping carts when I shop.

I am a little freaky at times…but no one has stepped up to the plate to explore that side of me.

Pack a change of clothes and a pillow.

Aint no party like an S Club party!!!!

Professional bathroom singer. Seeking duet partner.

I’m a highly motivated, controlling, narcissistic asshole with bad grammar… Good luck.

Gym selfies. So many gym selfies. Shirtless gym selfies, cut-off tee gym selfies, pull-my-shirt-up gym selfies, mid-workout gym selfies. Just gym selfies.

Married, couple of kids, looking for some side action. Just kidding. Single. 3 tamagotchi’s.

I’m probably tindering on the toilet.

I never use this sober.

You look like a before picture.

I message first. Every single time. You won’t beat me.

Send me an emoji that represents our first date, I’ll send you an emoji that represents our future

Seeking someone that looks good on the arm to take to social events!

I hope your day is as nice as my ass

I can’t wait to dissapoint you sexually

Tinder profile bio about nintendo 64Our relationship should be like Nintendo 64– classic, fun to spend hours with, and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.

I’m here because I’m too lazy to find my soulmate and my mom said that I’m getting old

You look like my next mistake

Leave a message after the beep.

Emma's Tinder profile - laugh, cry, climaxYou’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll climax.

If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place.

If you’re waiting for the opportune moment to talk to me… now is it.

I don’t make mistakes, I just date them.

Everytime I look at my iphone U and I are always together

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

(More bio examples on their way… we’re not stopping until we get to 1000!)

Images sourced from: http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/

Tinder Bio Tips (and Mistakes to Avoid)

So you can see that people can go pretty crazy with their taglines. Some of them are pretty entertaining, but does a good bio actually achieve anything at the end of the day, is it going to get you a date or hookup?… I say, “not really, at least not on it’s own”.

Because when it comes to matches, your profile description (“About Me” section) isn’t really that important. It isn’t even visible with your main image. For a girl to see it she needs to be interested enough by your main picture and then dig deeper – which is done by tapping the screen to see more about you. And then even if she does read your bio, unless there’s something oustanding (or underwhelming) in there, it’s generally your photos that will be the major influencer.

The main instances when a girl will read your bio is after you send them an opener or when she wants to send you the first message – she’ll do a little background check to find something to say (guy’s take note, read their profile as well!). So including some bio information that will be a conversation point is a good idea. But if you can’t think of anything to write, a unique photo to help spark conversation can also have the same effect.

Bio Mistakes

From the hundreds of Tinder profile improvement reviews and testing that we’ve done, here are the biggest mistakes you need to avoid:

  • Don’t overshare. A profile is supposed to intrigue and entice girls to find out more about you. It shouldn’t be a complete fact sheet on your life. Mystery is a powerful seduction tool, so leave some of your life to the imagination.
  • Don’t make spelling mistakes. It’s an immediate turn-off to a lot of people.
  • Don’t use cliché and overused quotes. They’re completely overcooked and won’t make you stand out. I recommend not using quotes at all.
  • Don’t obtusely self-promote. “I’m a funny and interesting guy” isn’t believable. Let it show in your profile pictures and your conversation.

Your bio might not increase your matches; however, it can definitely decrease them – less is more! If you’re in doubt whether to add in a piece of information or funny comment, leave it out! A great bio may help your Tinder results slightly, but a poor bio will definitely devastate any chance of success.

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  • Tinderfiend

    My Tinder bio is blank :( …. I am going to try some of your examples though. Thanks

    • hullo

      poor you.

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